casexualdeanshomowork:

chicksdigthephoenix:

energy-liger:

aceofstars:

ask-pinkie-pool:

twiborg:

avenginglesbianfriend:

heroofbagels:

tomquest:

inetux:

captainamericass:

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.

None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude! 

These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers

THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES

cancerously:

nubhorns:

thornheartcat:

katileer:

ostolero:

psychosomatica:

ostolero:

the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash

No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it.

THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all week. I don’t care if this is supposed to be “funny”, to be “a joke”, because it’s not fucking funny. No one should be posting this, no one should be reblogging this, no one should think this is alright. Thinking, “oh, how funny, why don’t I reblog this? It’s cute, it’s a joke, haha a good laugh at myself, other people can laugh too,” but jokes are only funny when there’s truth in them. To use this towards yourself in jest is to in some small way whisper in the darkest corner of your heart, “It’s true”. And it’s not.

There’s a power in words. To say them to someone, to have them said to you, is only the beginning. It does not even matter if they are serious or lighthearted, because once you take those words in to your heart and begin repeating them to yourself, that is when they begin to have power over you. What starts as something carelessly said without consequence does not remain without consequence. I used to joke casually about my weight, my thighs, my body. My friends picked it up from me and began making the jokes, too, and it stuck all throughout high school. And once you say something enough times, you begin to believe it. It becomes true. If there was one thing I could take back, it would be the first time the words left my lips, because they haven’t left me since. Not a single. Fucking. Day.

No one should be saying these words, to themselves or others, because they are not worthy of you and they are not true. No one, not a single person on here, is trash. None of you deserve to be called nasty. And if you’re fat? Who says that that’s a bad thing? Why is being fat being made synonymous with being trash, with nastiness? What kind of message is this supposed to be sending? To your friends, the people you care about, what are you telling them by posting this?

You are all of you gorgeous, creative, intelligent, compassionate, wonderful human beings, and I don’t EVER want to see this on my dash again.

This really disappoints me.

hahahah what the fuck

TUMBLR…………………………………

don’t you love people who haven’t heard of SBAHJ

I try not to reblog these but I love it when people miss jokes oh my god

zombieinmybutt:

omFG

turntechsalamander:

OH SWEET BABY JESUS

I’M SITTING OUTSIDE AND CARS KEEP GOING BY THAT ARE BLASTING MUSIC REALLY LOUD THROUGH THEIR OPEN WINDOWS AND THEY’VE ALL BEEN T-PAIN AND BULLSHIT LIKE THAT

SOMEONE JUST DROVE BY BLASTING MUSIC THROUGH THEIR OPEN WINDOWS AND IT WAS

I SHIT YOU NOT

THE STRIDERCEST PARODY OF SUPERBASS

uu: I’M uu. AND I WALK LIKE THIS.
uu: I’M uu. AND I DANCE LIKE THIS.
uu: I’M uu. AND I CAN ONLY COuNT TO SIX.
uu: WHAT THE HELL COME AFTER SIX???
uu: tUmUt 

eridanampwhorea:

dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
4) Fingerless gloves that are cool or something (?????)

- Don’t have to follow me, but it’s appreciated.
- Likes count.
- MAX REBLOG OF 5 TIMES.
- Tag this as giveaway so it can be tumblr saviored. 

International Shipping is a-ok. 

Ends July 20th, midnight central time.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

Dirktier/Brittany

gosh dang i would like this a lot

eridanampwhorea:

dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
4) Fingerless gloves that are cool or something (?????)

- Don’t have to follow me, but it’s appreciated.
- Likes count.
- MAX REBLOG OF 5 TIMES.
- Tag this as giveaway so it can be tumblr saviored. 

International Shipping is a-ok. 

Ends July 20th, midnight central time.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

Dirktier/Brittany

gosh dang i would like this a lot

eridanampwhorea:

dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
4) Fingerless gloves that are cool or something (?????)

- Don’t have to follow me, but it’s appreciated.
- Likes count.
- MAX REBLOG OF 5 TIMES.
- Tag this as giveaway so it can be tumblr saviored. 

International Shipping is a-ok. 

Ends July 20th, midnight central time.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

Dirktier/Brittany

gosh dang i would like this a lot

minatobaby:

phantomdoodler:

retrodynamics:

mentalmallow:

What is MC drawing?

Cut him some slack, judging by his hands still in his pockets he clearly drew that with his mouth

In which he isn’t being sarcastic when he says “I could draw that with my hands tied behind my back.”

IT’S TOTALLY LUPIN